It seems the less I am looking for examples of bad grammar, atrocious spelling and other disasters, the more I seem to find.

Maybe they should hire a team of real copywriters…
Because they would have spotted the missing apostrophe as well.
Or somebody else who will tell them that proofreading is everything, especially when you are trying [...]

Sometimes all it takes is one short sentence to sum up the quality of someone’s work:

This is how they describe their work.
They’re looking for partners. Anyone?

Checking on the competition is part of our business.
And as long as the competition keeps supplying us with amusing slogans, we will be in business (this is an actual screenshot taken this afternoon from an unnamed competitor’s website):

Just what I was looking for.. Free Consulation.