internet mix » grammar http://blog.ninanet.com where's the salt? Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:19:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I can has cheezburger (Why we?) http://blog.ninanet.com/2011/08/04/i-can-has-cheezburger-why-we http://blog.ninanet.com/2011/08/04/i-can-has-cheezburger-why-we#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 19:45:05 +0000 nina http://blog.ninanet.com/?p=1214 We received this (unaltered) email this morning.
And while we get similar ones constantly, the grammar used in this particular one was simply too atrocious to not share it. Names, email addresses and phone numbers were removed to preserve some dignity.

I bets they offers copyrighting service, too :) Enjoy.

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We are a leading Link Building SEO Company, offers complete SEO services.

Many US, UK and Australia based Internet Marketing and web designing companies outsource link building service from us. Our submission service like, Manual Directory Submission, Article Submission, Social Bookmarking are very demanded for outsourcing at affordable reseller rate. Service can be pre-packaged or customized to suit specific front end needs. We would be happy to know if you are willing to outsource your link building need to us.

We Offers Following Link building Services:

Manual Directory Submission (Demanded outsourcing service)
Article Submission (Demanded outsourcing service)
Social Bookmarking (Demanded outsourcing service)
Contextual Link Building (Blog Review)
Press release writing & Distribution
One Way Link building (high PR Link)
Other Complete SEO Solution

Why We:

- All submissions are manual
- We are in SEO business since 2008
- Many companies are regularly outsource from us
- Single Stop Complete SEO Solution
- Affordable rate without compromise in quality
- 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
- Generally, we will reply within a day. (except holiday)
- On time reporting

We have reliably achieved great result for many companies; Let us know if you are interested and we would be happy to share our past work samples for any services you are interested.
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]]> http://blog.ninanet.com/2011/08/04/i-can-has-cheezburger-why-we/feed 0 Oh, those darn copyrighters! Competition III http://blog.ninanet.com/2008/08/13/oh-those-darn-copyrighters-competition-i http://blog.ninanet.com/2008/08/13/oh-those-darn-copyrighters-competition-i#comments Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:08:26 +0000 Nina It seems the less I am looking for examples of bad grammar, atrocious spelling and other disasters, the more I seem to find.

Oh, those copyrighters

Maybe they should hire a team of real copywriters…
Because they would have spotted the missing apostrophe as well.

Or somebody else who will tell them that proofreading is everything, especially when you are trying to sell that very service to someone!

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Thanks, competitor

This is how they describe their work.
They’re looking for partners. Anyone?

]]> http://blog.ninanet.com/2008/08/11/over-achievers-competition-ii/feed 2 Just what I was looking for… Competition I http://blog.ninanet.com/2008/08/01/just-what-i-was-looking-for http://blog.ninanet.com/2008/08/01/just-what-i-was-looking-for#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:56:00 +0000 Nina Checking on the competition is part of our business.

And as long as the competition keeps supplying us with amusing slogans, we will be in business (this is an actual screenshot taken this afternoon from an unnamed competitor’s website):

Just what I was looking for.. Free Consulation.

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